Butt Jam

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Bone Head

I remember that movie. My high school drama teacher was the mountain man. Didn't like the movie so much...but just because of him.

*sniff* I'm on the radio...*sniff* meany-head.


Actually, I'm a big fan of "jackhole." I likey, no swearing, but still a good one. And my favorite is recent...thanks to Little-Whip's cornflake article:

"If you were any stupider (not grammatically correct, hee hee) you'd have to be watered twice a week!" Love it!

Nice of you to watch out for me, there, Zoo. But trust me, I have a pretty high tolerance, I'm friends with a bunch of drama people and sorority girls.

With a meaningful, lingering, smoldering look, "You know...your are in much better company than I am."

I really have a fondness for: "Are you ignorant by default or is it something you went out of your way to learn."

Here is a great Australio-centric one: "He/she/they are a kangaroo or two short in the top paddock."

Then there is the crude: "To call you shit would be to insult good turds everywhere."

Now that one is great!

I know some people I could say that to in total and complete honesty. This is fun.

I have a new one to add...

~Stupidity is contageous, so please don't sneeze on me! ;~D

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

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Awesome!

I find a good formula to use is *offensive word* *gerund* *seemingly innocuous word in other contexts*

Examples:

You cock chugging sycophant! 

You can always add some adjectives to spice it up as well as turning the seemingly innocuous word into a horrible one.

I hope you burn in hell you you moronic, half-brained, ass licking twatlump! 

Of course, the angrier I get the more colorful I can be...usually I twist people's words back on them, I reckon I'm more improvisational during an argument.  My language isn't for those below the age of 17, as you can see.

I would give you a taste of my more refined and sarcastic wit, but I like to save that for special occasions...and I'm not really feeling it right now.

~Zoo

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Heh, heh...now that's an insult.

~Zoo

Jack Ass

ass/hat/clown

Fuckstick

fucking eejit

slack-jawed-knuckle-dragger

ree-tard

prick

I may have a potty mouth, but there's one word I reserve for very special occasions - which always seem to happen when I'm driving and some dumb bitch cuts me off or otherwise drives like the aforementioned fucking eejit: C-U-N-T.

I have to be REALLY pissed off before that comes out of my mouth.