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Published on April 25, 2008 By Cedarbird In Blogging

Okay, so because of all of this I hear about Jack Bauer vs. Buffy, I'm curious  out of these couples, and any other you can think of, who would win?  I don't just want physical fights, but matches of intelligence of wit, as well.

 

 

 

Buffy vs. River (Serenity)

The Winchester brothers of Supernatural vs. The Buffy gang (minus Buffy, of course, because Buffy could kill them)


Ninja vs. Pirate

Evil Dead zombies vs. Dawn of the Dead zombies vs. I am Legend zombies

Angel vs. Dracula

 

 

And any more you can think of.  Come on, let's have some fun with this one!  


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on Apr 25, 2008
Buffy vs. River (Serenity)


What's that? Buff just kicked River out the airlock.

The Winchester brothers of Supernatural vs. The Buffy gang (minus Buffy, of course, because Buffy could kill them)


Sam and Dean, all the way. Just pump Xander full of rocksalt. He'll be out for awhile.

Ninja vs. Pirate


The Zombie Robot would assimilate them both, making the ultimate weapon of death and destruction . . .

Yes, that's right.

The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.

Evil Dead zombies vs. Dawn of the Dead zombies vs. I am Legend zombies


Shaun of the Dead zombies FTW! But out of these three, Evil Dead. (Dead by dawn!)

Angel vs. Dracula


Angel or Angelus? Because Angel vs. Dracula, Dracula all the way. Take away Angel's soul, though, and he's totally got it in the bag.
on Apr 25, 2008

Barack b*tch-slaps Hilary after a low-blow (no pun intended) kick to the rocks...both are KO'ed...John wins and gas prices reach $5/gallon by Christmas...d@mn...bring in Jack and Buffy to save the day.

on Apr 25, 2008
Angel or Angelus? Because Angel vs. Dracula, Dracula all the way. Take away Angel's soul, though, and he's totally got it in the bag.


Both.

Barack b*tch-slaps Hilary after a low-blow (no pun intended) kick to the rocks...both are KO'ed...John wins and gas prices reach $5/gallon by Christmas...d@mn...bring in Jack and Buffy to save the day.


Heheheheheheheh, you're funny, but so true!!!
on Apr 25, 2008
What about....Astronaut vs. Caveman.

Or, in a battle of wits, um, Joss Whedon's shows vs. Gilmore Girls?
on Apr 25, 2008
Or, in a battle of wits, um, Joss Whedon's shows vs. Gilmore Girls?


Wits or pop-culture references?

Whedon wins for pure wit, Gilmore Girls wins for intertextuality.
on Apr 25, 2008
intertextuality


I think you made that word up.
on Apr 25, 2008
I think you made that word up.


Suck on this, sister.

on Apr 25, 2008
Buffy vs. River (Serenity)

The Winchester brothers of Supernatural vs. The Buffy gang (minus Buffy, of course, because Buffy could kill them)


Ninja vs. Pirate

Evil Dead zombies vs. Dawn of the Dead zombies vs. I am Legend zombies

Angel vs. Dracula



Don't know about Buffy v. River. Never watched Buffy.

Ninja v. Pirate: Ninja. Ninjas are finely tuned athletic machines with almost superhuman abilities.

Evil Dead Zombies v. Dawn of the Dead Zombies v. I am Legend Zombies: IamLZ were crappy cgi, so no way. How about the zombies from Planet Terror?

Don't know Angel, so I can't answer that one.

Astronaut v. Caveman: Cavemen have the blind rage retard strength. Astronauts are smart and fit, but they are better with buttons and knobs that blunt killing instruments.



on Apr 25, 2008
How about the zombies from Planet Terror?


As long as I can get some Cherry Darling on my side . . .

(I was planning on re-watching Serenity tonight. Now I'm reconsidering and thinking Planet Terror might be more fun. Curse decisions!)
on Apr 25, 2008
Never seen, or heard of Planet Terror. So I wouldn't know.


What about...Oh!!!! Speaking and Charisma:

JFK vs. Obama!
on Apr 25, 2008
Fifty views and ten comments. That's disappointing.
on Apr 25, 2008

Buffy vs. River (Serenity)

I'm going to have to say River on this one.  If she went all Miranda on Buffy, it wouldn't be a fair contest.

The Winchester brothers of Supernatural vs. The Buffy gang (minus Buffy, of course, because Buffy could kill them)

I'd like to say the Buffy gang because I think the Winchester boys are pretenders anyway.

Ninja vs. Pirate

The discipline of martial arts against the anarchy of thieves.  Hmm, tough contest but I'd have to say the Ninja on account of all the extra weapons they seem to carry and their skills at jumping backwards up to higher places. 

Evil Dead zombies vs. Dawn of the Dead zombies vs. I am Legend zombies

I haven't seen 'I Am Legend' (although I have seen The Omega Man, so I'm familiar with the type of Zombies you're talking about).  But I'm going to have to add another to the equation: the Zombies from 28 Days Later.  Now those suckers are seriously scary and can move so quickly.

Angel vs. Dracula

Angel is a pussy compared to the Count.  It is no contest, as far as I'm concerned.

Astronaut vs. Caveman.

Caveman all the way.  Astronauts would immediately be inhibited by their puffy suits anyway.

Joss Whedon's shows vs. Gilmore Girls?

Definitely Joss Whedon, although I must admit to not having watched much Gilmore Girls. 

This was fun

on Apr 25, 2008
I'd like to say the Buffy gang because I think the Winchester boys are pretenders anyway.


mmmm...without Buffy, though? The Winchesters would take them out!

Angel is a pussy compared to the Count.


But have you ever read Dracula? A bunch of English gentlemen take him out. If they could do it, Angel would not have a problem at all. Especially if he was Angelus.

This was fun


Thanks.
on Apr 26, 2008
I'd like to say the Buffy gang because I think the Winchester boys are pretenders anyway.


Yeah...not like the REAL zombies and vampires, huh!

How about Waylon vs Willie? Ventures vs Shadows? Beach Boys vs Jan and Dean? Temptations vs Four Tops? Michael Jordan vs Lebron James? James Brown vs Al Martino? Jim Brown vs Larry Czonka? TW vs LW? Butter vs Margarine? GTO vs any other muscle car of the 60s ? This could go on for a WHILE...
on Apr 26, 2008
This could go on for a WHILE...


That's the plan...


However, I don't know 90% of what you just mentioned. Though if TW vs. LW means what I think it means...

LW would win in terms of verbal abuse,
TW would win in terms of sweetness.
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