The worst part is that it only lasted three weeks...which is the second longest relationship I've had.  Who's a loser?  ME!

What're you, my pimp?

Sorry about the breakup...but it didn't turn into a shitfest, and that's really all you can ask for.

~Zoo

Pretty much.  It's this thing about being together for time and all eternity...

I dunno, we're still good friends, and lunch was yummy. 

Yeah,  it was for a minute, I was pissed, but we had a LOOONNNNGGG talk last night and I think things will go really well from here.  We work great as friends, then maybe it'll progress to more...I dunno.

An eternity that's hopefully interesting...instead of sitting around talking about how awesome God is for the next infinity eons.

~Zoo

No way, man.  Eternity is going to be awesome, no harp playing!  But that's not the point.  I don't want to get into that, because then we'll have fighting on the blog.

Fight, fight, fight!

Please.  You know our concept of heaven is by far the coolest concept of all.  Makes almost every other religion look dumbtarded by comparison.

Sorry, sis.

Fight?  I don't fight...mostly I'm just facetious.

At least you guys have an interesting version.

~Zoo

But we have to stay on topic, remember???

Or the admins will get us....just ask Little Whip.

Tonight is the season premiere of Pushing Daisies.

How's that for staying on topic?

Exactly what I meant when I said to stay on topic.  Are you going to watch it?  That show is the bee's knees!!!!

Did you know a giraffe's tongue is 18-20 inches long and bluish black?

Yeah, put that in your on topic pipe and smoke it! Bwahahaha!  I'm a rebel!

You been watching too many 20s themed movies? Haven't heard that lingo in a while.

~Zoo

Nasty!!!

Um, no...I just talk like I'm eighty.

On another topic, I gave blood on Monday!  Nine times, lifetime, babeh!

Sometimes I slip into decades old slang...it's kind of fun to whip it out on unsuspecting people...it's, as one might say, the bees knees.

Sorry...please don't hit me!   

~Zoo

Also, I knew the first episode was bee-centered...hence the bees knees.  Otherwise I might have said "cat's pajamas," or something equally old sounding.