<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>Musings of a College Student Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Some thing.  That I have.</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-08-07T19:14:00</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/320466</comments><description><![CDATA[At least, I THINK that's how the song goes, I've never understood it completely.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Okay.&nbsp; I'm ready.&nbsp; I think.<br/><br/>There is a book.&nbsp; A magic book.&nbsp; It tells you all about how to love other people.&nbsp; And how they love you.&nbsp; And it's better than a horoscope, 'cause it's right.&nbsp; It tells you that you have a special way of showing your love for others.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>This magical book is called "The Five Love Languages."&nbsp; Or something like that.&nbsp; O...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/320466</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/320466</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Can't buy me love.....</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/318515</comments><description><![CDATA[Yesterday I filled up my gas tank.&nbsp; See, okay, I'll tell the whole story.&nbsp; I just got back from Spain, and had to work yesterday at 8 am forty miles away.&nbsp; Ugh.&nbsp; So I left very early to get there on time.&nbsp; There was a ton of construction and traffic, so I thought I'd be late.&nbsp; Nope, there at 7:30.&nbsp; I had about a half tank of gas, so I went across the street to fill 'er up while I waited.&nbsp; I had half a tank.&nbsp; My tank is ten gallons.&nbsp; I put 5 gallo...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/318515</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/318515</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>I am hysterical!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316349</comments><description><![CDATA[Yes, this is a spammer, but I couldn't resist.<br/><br/>Maybe I should be naming this articles "Would You Ever..."<br/><br/>After hearing about shaved heads , new piercings, and tattoos, I'm curious.&nbsp; What have you thought of doing but would never do?<br/><br/>Me for example, partly because of my religion and partly because I'm just a big chicken would never do a lot of things.&nbsp; I know some of you would, but what wouldn't you do?<br/><br/>I would/have never...<br/><br/>1. Shave my head.&nbsp; I've always wondered w...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316349</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316349</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Have You Ever...</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316178</comments><description><![CDATA[My best friend is in Tennessee selling alarms.&nbsp; He works every day until dark, so 9-9:30.<br/><br/>His birthday is on Saturday, I sent him an e-card, but he's alone, not having much success, and kind of frustrated.&nbsp; His sister and brother in law are out there with him, selling...but I don't know them.&nbsp;<br/><br/>I want to do something to let him know that I'm thinking of him, you know?&nbsp; I'm broke, and don't have a lot of time to plan, but if anyone has any long-distance birthday ideas, pl...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316178</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316178</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Birthdays from far away</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316103</comments><description><![CDATA[At age ninteen, the young men of my religion are asked to go on missions.&nbsp; They are assigned all over the world and spend two years serving the people they meet and spreading the gospel.&nbsp; Naturally, some of them go out for the wrong reasons and waste two years of their lives, but for most I know, they say it's the best two years of their lives.<br/><br/><br/>That's the background for this article.&nbsp; Again, please don't fight.<br/><br/>As I grow older, more and more of my friends are getting calle...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316103</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/316103</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Testimony 5-Missions</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314958</comments><description><![CDATA[I linked the site where I found this information at the top.<br/><br/><br/>People keep saying that they can't vote for Barack Obama because he, among other things, went to a Muslim school when he was a wee boy and that he *gasp* knew/knows muslims.&nbsp; Or even, that he IS one.&nbsp; Now I know this isn't the only protestation people have against the poor guy, but let's just examine it for a minute.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>What is Islam?: The name of the religion isIslam, which comes from an Arabic root word meani...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314958</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314958</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Christians eat your hearts out!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314005</comments><description><![CDATA[Recently I learned that I belonged to the Cult of Satan.  Right on.<br/>Cool, I've never been in a cult before.  I feel all special now.  I mean, I never thought of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints as a cult.  We don't do 'culty' things, I don't think.  Let's Wikipedia it, shall we?  My response in bold.<br/>The Merriam-Webster online dictionary lists five different definitions of the word "cult."[15]<br/><br/>1. Formal religious veneration-         Um, like...a religion?  Like, Baptists, Cat...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314005</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/314005</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Cultists of the world, Unite!!!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/313388</comments><description><![CDATA[I'll be the first to admit, I'm a big nerd.&nbsp; I love Buffy, Angel, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, I'm a geek.<br/><br/>With that said, let's get to the main point.<br/><br/>Iwent to go see Prince Caspian with my family for Memorial Day.&nbsp; Havingseen the trailers, I greatly anticipated two full hours of watching BenBarnes.&nbsp; Little did I know.<br/><br/>I heard a review on the radio, where a MAN who interview Barnes said, "I got lost in his eyes."&nbsp; A straight man said this.<br/><br/>With my mother on one ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/313388</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/313388</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>The eyes, oh, his eyes</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312889</comments><description><![CDATA[I'm nineteen.I just finished my first year at college, and I've decided that I want to get a car because I was so sick of mooching off other people for rides to, um, the store.  Or....home.<br/>So, I started looking.  Went to used car dealers that bank at my bank, so I know they'll give me a good deal.  Yes, I'm manipulative, I don't care.My price range was between 6 and 7000 dollars.  Found a'cute' little 2002 Toyota Echo that they were asking, oh 7995 for.  Found a couple of Hyundai Accents, but ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312889</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312889</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>47,000 miles and 40 mpg, baby!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312015</comments><description><![CDATA[All right, so we all know that there is a constant debate over which is correct: Creation or Evolution.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>I have this crazy idea that just might work.<br/><br/>What if, now get this...BOTH ARE RIGHT!!??<br/><br/>All I know about either subjectis what I learned in AP Biology my junior year of High School, and theBible and Pearl of Great Price.<br/><br/><br/> From what I can tell, there is far too much evidence of evolution todismiss it out of hand, including carbon dated fossils and anatomicalsimilarities ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312015</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/312015</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Creation vs. Evolution</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/311298</comments><description><![CDATA[I get back from school, and my dear brother has kidnapped all of Buffy and Gilmore Girls to Spain.&nbsp; All that is left is Angel.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>I'd forgotten how much I like that show, I mean, I love Joss Whedon, but Angel wasn't my favorite of the three: Buffy, Firefly (best show ever), and Angel.<br/><br/><br/>But now that all I have to watch from SanCho's stash.&nbsp; I'm liking it.&nbsp; <br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>___________________________________________________________________________________________________...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/311298</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/311298</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Angel and Testimony 4</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/310700</comments><description><![CDATA[I'm done with school for the year.&nbsp; I'm back home for the summer, oh, this'll be fun.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>See, I have this problem.&nbsp; I make my mother cry. I don't mean to, but...I do it anyway, all the time.&nbsp; See, I'm kind of sarcastic, right?&nbsp; And she's uber sensitive about...everything.&nbsp; So, no matter what I say, or how I say it, I can't go a whole day without bringing tears to her eyes.&nbsp; This is why I didn't want to go home.&nbsp; I wanted to stay at school, forever, wi...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/310700</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/310700</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Making Her Cry</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309817</comments><description><![CDATA[Okay, here's the deal.&nbsp; I'm sick of being condemned for my political views.&nbsp; I don't care if everyone here is a republican, conservative, facist, whatever.&nbsp; It's none of my business.&nbsp; Furthermore, you do not have the right to label me a sinner because I believe differently than you do, or because I don't like the president of the United States.&nbsp; What you are doing right now, condemming people for their politics, is an internet witch hunt.&nbsp; It happened in Salem, it h...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309817</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309817</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Democrats Are Awesome!!!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309764</comments><description><![CDATA[I found out on that crazy MySpace that today, April 26, is Zoo's birthday! So....<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Happy birthday, Zoo!<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>I hope 20 will treat you well and you have the best year of your life!!!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309764</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309764</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOO!!!!</title></item><item><author>Cedarbird</author><comments>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309686</comments><description><![CDATA[I have two addictions.&nbsp; One I'm getting over, the other I will never be rid of.<br/><br/>1.&nbsp; I accidentally got hooked on Excedrin Migraine.&nbsp; I didn't mean to, but it's the only thing that would take away my headaches.&nbsp; Then if I didn't take it, I'd get one.&nbsp; I finally figured it out, though.&nbsp; I was addicted to the caffeine.<br/><br/><br/>I've been sober for three weeks, now.&nbsp; Not a stitch of caffeine in that long.&nbsp; I have a headache, and I took four Tylenol and three Ad...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309686</guid><link>http://cedarbird.joeuser.com/article/309686</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:00 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-08-07T19:14:00</pubDateParsed><title>Addiction and withdrawals</title></item></channel></rss>