Some thing. That I have.
I hate this stinking holiday
Published on February 9, 2008 By Cedarbird In Misc
Ah, February fourteenth, the most pointless day in all of existence. The only holiday that has even less point that Labor day; it is a day dedicated to admiring those in relationships. It is a day set aside by advertising executives to force poor, unsuspecting, lovesick men into spending ungodly amounts of money on shiny things for their significant others.

Why do I hate Valentines' Day, you ask?

...Because I never get to celebrate it.

Oh, wait, I did last year. Baby's first V-day. I get home from a play rehearsal to find sick pink (I hate that color, but was grateful for the gesture, anyway) roses on my bed. I was so excited to finally enjoy a Valentine with my very first honey! It was nice, so I didn't notice exactly how stand-offish he was. I asked him, and he said he wasn't feeling very well, little did I know...
The next day he comes to my school and breaks up with me in the parking lot.

I still had to go to play practice.

I hate this stupid holiday.

Happy Singles' Awareness day, everyone!

Love,
Cedarbird

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on Feb 10, 2008

Valentine's Day blows...luckily I only have one class that day and can spend most of it in my room avoiding the sight of happy couples.  For some reason when you're single, they just piss you off.

~Zoo

on Feb 10, 2008

love stinks, yeah yeah

pretend it's just a day about love like for your mom and dad, brothers and sisters, friends etc.  Forget the romantic love bs.  Half of the "happy" couples you see are faking it anyway. 

Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.
on Feb 10, 2008
Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.



Yup, basically guys suck.
on Feb 10, 2008
Ahh, the bum! You know what, use that day to do something really nice for you! A nice treat, or something that you;ve always wanted to do but never got around to it! Heck, sink into a bathtub filled with bubbly smelling stuff or even rose petals and candles and candles all around! Who said you have to have a guy with you to enjoy that?!
on Feb 10, 2008

Yup, basically guys suck.

Well, thank you.  I appreciate the sentiment.  Sorry for having a Y chromosome.

~Zoo

on Feb 10, 2008
Yup, basically guys suck.


Yep. At least I'll admit that we do.

PS Guess what? I'm in Spain, sucka!
on Feb 10, 2008
Yup, basically guys suck.


Boy, do I have a joke....

on Feb 10, 2008

PS Guess what? I'm in Spain, sucka!


I heard. Listening to people bedunkadunk in the mornings must be fun!

Well, hopefully there are some beautiful Spanish women for you to date so that at least one of us can be in a relationship.

I get to organize a trip to the temple for Valentine's Day, so at least I'll be busy...
on Feb 10, 2008
Heck, sink into a bathtub filled with bubbly smelling stuff or even rose petals and candles and candles all around! Who said you have to have a guy with you to enjoy that?!


No one, actually said I couldn't.

Too bad I live in the dorms...no bathtubs...and no candles allowed...
on Feb 11, 2008
You should run around looking for guys with girlfriends who are being stand-offish (either the girl or the boy), and ask them out later(most likely the boy).

Also, Happy Valentine's. I'm not doing a thing.
on Feb 11, 2008
Also, Happy Valentine's. I'm not doing a thing.


You're supposed to take your wife on a date, nudnick. (Thanks to AD for the killer word )
on Feb 11, 2008
You're supposed to take your wife on a date, nudnick.


I'm supposed to do a lot of things, SanCho.
on Feb 11, 2008
Hey, now, let's be nice.
on Feb 14, 2008
Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.

I have had friends who have broken up with their GFs right before Christmas then gotten back with them right after Valentine's Day just so they didn't have to buy them gifts.

Maybe that could be reason #8 on Dynamaso's dickwad article.
Link

on Feb 14, 2008
Now that's just...really clever. Funny. And mean...
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