Some thing. That I have.
Unoriginal, I admit, but go with it.
Published on April 22, 2008 By Cedarbird In Politics

Cedarbird would make the best president for three reasons. She will get respect from foreign nations, she has all the necessary experience, and she will lead the nation through the turbulent times we face.

First: Cedarbird would make the best president because she will get respect from foreign nations. Being from a foreign nation herself, but a citizen of this one, other nations will see the two cultures combined in one fantastic South American US citizen. Additionally, being in the prime of her life, she does not run the risk of a heart attack in office like McCain does. Other nations will respect the fact that she will not just up and die in office like McCain would.

Second: She has all the necessary experience because she is going to pass her American History class with a high A. Considering the fact that history repeats itself, Cedarbird can therefore know what will happen before it happens. Also, because of her strong will and intelligence, Cedarbird can verbally abuse anyone, at anytime, anywhere in the world, a useful skill for a president. However, her normally agreeable personality can mediate better than anyone she know, so she, above all else, knows war and peace better than the other candidates.

Third: Cedarbird is best suited for the presidency because she can lead the nation through the turbulent times we face. She, unlike the other candidates, has common sense, something the government desperately needs. Certified in CPR, she knows what to do in an emergency.

So we see that the Cedarbird is the best candidate of all currently running for office in this year: 2008. Besides, being a college student, she already knows everything there is to know, so who better?


Comments
on Apr 22, 2008
Thanks for the idea, brother-man.
on Apr 22, 2008
LMFAO. This might be the funniest one yet.
on Apr 22, 2008
This might be the funniest one yet.


Aw, shucks! Thanks! That means a lot coming from you, because I thought yours was a classic!
on Apr 22, 2008
Considering the fact that history repeats itself, Cedarbird can therefore know what will happen before it does.


Brilliant!
on Apr 22, 2008
Considering the fact that history repeats itself, Cedarbird can therefore know what will happen before it does.


That's the best twist in logic I've seen for awhile.

~Zoo
on Apr 22, 2008
That's the best twist in logic I've seen for awhile.


Why, thank ya' kindly. Glad you know what I meant, because looking at the wording, I probably should have phrased it, "...know what will happen before it happens."

Cool, all done.
on Apr 23, 2008
Aw, come on people! Comment for me! Please!
on Apr 23, 2008


Loser! Be in my cabinet when I win!
on Apr 23, 2008

Maybe you could be Izzy's vice president. I would prefer that.

Sorry, CB but your health issues (being accessible to concussions) concern me.

on Apr 23, 2008
Sorry, CB but your health issues (being accessible to concussions) concern me.


Hey, now, I haven't had a concussion since last November. And I haven't had a head injury since February.

I am be mucho muy more careful nowadays.
on Apr 28, 2008

Loves censorship

on Apr 28, 2008
Loves censorship


And long walks on the beach, horror movies, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. What's your point?