Cedarbird would make the best president for three reasons. She will get respect from foreign nations, she has all the necessary experience, and she will lead the nation through the turbulent times we face.

First: Cedarbird would make the best president because she will get respect from foreign nations. Being from a foreign nation herself, but a citizen of this one, other nations will see the two cultures combined in one fantastic South American US citizen. Additionally, being in the prime of her life, she does not run the risk of a heart attack in office like McCain does. Other nations will respect the fact that she will not just up and die in office like McCain would.

Second: She has all the necessary experience because she is going to pass her American History class with a high A. Considering the fact that history repeats itself, Cedarbird can therefore know what will happen before it happens. Also, because of her strong will and intelligence, Cedarbird can verbally abuse anyone, at anytime, anywhere in the world, a useful skill for a president. However, her normally agreeable personality can mediate better than anyone she know, so she, above all else, knows war and peace better than the other candidates.

Third: Cedarbird is best suited for the presidency because she can lead the nation through the turbulent times we face. She, unlike the other candidates, has common sense, something the government desperately needs. Certified in CPR, she knows what to do in an emergency.

So we see that the Cedarbird is the best candidate of all currently running for office in this year: 2008. Besides, being a college student, she already knows everything there is to know, so who better?