What's that? Buff just kicked River out the airlock.



Sam and Dean, all the way. Just pump Xander full of rocksalt. He'll be out for awhile.



The Zombie Robot would assimilate them both, making the ultimate weapon of death and destruction . . .

Yes, that's right.

The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.



Shaun of the Dead zombies FTW! But out of these three, Evil Dead. (Dead by dawn!)



Angel or Angelus? Because Angel vs. Dracula, Dracula all the way. Take away Angel's soul, though, and he's totally got it in the bag.

Barack b*tch-slaps Hilary after a low-blow (no pun intended) kick to the rocks...both are KO'ed...John wins and gas prices reach $5/gallon by Christmas...d@mn...bring in Jack and Buffy to save the day.

Both.



Heheheheheheheh, you're funny, but so true!!!

What about....Astronaut vs. Caveman.

Or, in a battle of wits, um, Joss Whedon's shows vs. Gilmore Girls?

Wits or pop-culture references?

Whedon wins for pure wit, Gilmore Girls wins for intertextuality.

I think you made that word up.

Suck on this, sister.

Don't know about Buffy v. River. Never watched Buffy.

Ninja v. Pirate: Ninja. Ninjas are finely tuned athletic machines with almost superhuman abilities.

Evil Dead Zombies v. Dawn of the Dead Zombies v. I am Legend Zombies: IamLZ were crappy cgi, so no way. How about the zombies from Planet Terror?

Don't know Angel, so I can't answer that one.

Astronaut v. Caveman: Cavemen have the blind rage retard strength. Astronauts are smart and fit, but they are better with buttons and knobs that blunt killing instruments.

As long as I can get some Cherry Darling on my side . . .

(I was planning on re-watching Serenity tonight. Now I'm reconsidering and thinking Planet Terror might be more fun. Curse decisions!)

Never seen, or heard of Planet Terror. So I wouldn't know.


What about...Oh!!!! Speaking and Charisma:

JFK vs. Obama!

Fifty views and ten comments. That's disappointing.

I'm going to have to say River on this one.  If she went all Miranda on Buffy, it wouldn't be a fair contest.

I'd like to say the Buffy gang because I think the Winchester boys are pretenders anyway.

The discipline of martial arts against the anarchy of thieves.  Hmm, tough contest but I'd have to say the Ninja on account of all the extra weapons they seem to carry and their skills at jumping backwards up to higher places. 

I haven't seen 'I Am Legend' (although I have seen The Omega Man, so I'm familiar with the type of Zombies you're talking about).  But I'm going to have to add another to the equation: the Zombies from 28 Days Later.  Now those suckers are seriously scary and can move so quickly.

Angel is a pussy compared to the Count.  It is no contest, as far as I'm concerned.

Caveman all the way.  Astronauts would immediately be inhibited by their puffy suits anyway.

Definitely Joss Whedon, although I must admit to not having watched much Gilmore Girls. 

This was fun

mmmm...without Buffy, though? The Winchesters would take them out!



But have you ever read Dracula? A bunch of English gentlemen take him out. If they could do it, Angel would not have a problem at all. Especially if he was Angelus.



Thanks.

Yeah...not like the REAL zombies and vampires, huh!

How about Waylon vs Willie? Ventures vs Shadows? Beach Boys vs Jan and Dean? Temptations vs Four Tops? Michael Jordan vs Lebron James? James Brown vs Al Martino? Jim Brown vs Larry Czonka? TW vs LW? Butter vs Margarine? GTO vs any other muscle car of the 60s ? This could go on for a WHILE...

That's the plan...


However, I don't know 90% of what you just mentioned. Though if TW vs. LW means what I think it means...

LW would win in terms of verbal abuse,
TW would win in terms of sweetness.