So, I'm a janitor for the Administrative building at my college. Yeah, I get to clean the six bathrooms every Monday through Friday from 6-8 am. Not too bad, I miss out on a little sleep, but it's a good job; I have nights and weekends free. Here's the thing, though. You'd think that the building where all of the adults work would be the cleanest one, right? Yet I still have yet to go more that three days without having to flush a toilet for the people who couldn't be bothered to do it. ...

Since the beginning of the year, people have come to me for advice, a listening ear, and help with either homework or infromation about events on campus.  Because of my...um...ocd, I know these things.  Not because I like to get involved on-campus, but because I like to be informed.  Anyway, with all of this I have been encouraged since last fall to apply to be a resident assistant for next fall. I got into it.  I thought it would be a good idea.  Now I REALLY want th...