Now that I've been officially labelled a "potty mouth name caller" by another blogger I want to actually earn that label. So tell me, JU, what are your FAVORITE insults? Let's have some fun with this one.

This is another work one...because I have no life outside of school and work. Yay! Anyway, I was at work the other day, and, as you know, I clean the bathrooms. But I also was the glass doors on the building. There are three sets of these doors that lead to the outside. As I was doing my job, like a good little employee, I sprayed the glass cleaner onto one of the doors with one hand and started wiping with the other. Now, these are normal sized doors, so they are pretty big. However, ...

Since I've only been here for a little while, I was wondering if you guys could answer a few questions for me. 1. How do I put a picture from, say, my saved pictures onto a blog? 2. How do I put a video onto a blog? 3. How do you make a link that has, not the URL, but the title, or something else fancy like that? And any other little computer savvy tips you can bestow upon a person who had to have her big brother set up an instant messaging system on her computer.. Thanks, everyon...

I'm not going to lie, I like TV. I like DVD's more, and my older brother (read San Chonino) has introduced me to a number of priceless television jewels, mostly stuff by Joss Whedon. The entertainment I favor reads a-like so: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Angel, (all Whedon's) Gilmore Girls. Those are all Big Brother specials. The one I like the most has recently been Supernatural. Good and scary, with clever dialog and familial relations. Combine that with a dose of violence and ...

Yet another mindless blurb by the Cedarbird. Sorry about that. So, I just took my four hour Math final in a mere three hours. Yay for me. Meh. I don't know, I'm a broadcasting major, and they made me take Statistics. I asked, pleaded, begged both my teacher and her aid for an example concerning when a radio deejay will ever need to hypothesis test between the standard deviations of two or more populations. You know what they both said? "Never." Why did I need to take that class? ...

So, I'm a janitor for the Administrative building at my college. Yeah, I get to clean the six bathrooms every Monday through Friday from 6-8 am. Not too bad, I miss out on a little sleep, but it's a good job; I have nights and weekends free. Here's the thing, though. You'd think that the building where all of the adults work would be the cleanest one, right? Yet I still have yet to go more that three days without having to flush a toilet for the people who couldn't be bothered to do it. ...

So, the other day I was at dinner, and I had my cell phone out so that I wouldn't be late to a date auction my friends were in. My friend (the concussion guy, call him Bill) picks it up and starts playing with it. I, of course, didn't think anything of it. Then, about an hour later, I get a text message. When I started to text back, it tried to predict my text in Spanish. I was so confused, so I started looking through my phone, and realized this kid had changed my phone to Spanish!!! ....

So, the other day I was at dinner, and I had my cell phone out so that I wouldn't be late to a date auction my friends were in. My friend (the concussion guy, call him Bill) picks it up and starts playing with it. I, of course, didn't think anything of it. Then, about an hour later, I get a text message. When I started to text back, it tried to predict my text in Spanish. I was so confused, so I started looking through my phone, and realized this kid had changed my phone to Spanish!!! ....

So, funny story. I was with a large group of friends last night, and we had a person come and teach us self defense, you know, how to get away from someone trying to kidnap or kill us. It was fun and informative, then we started practicing on the guys who were with us. I, having "small dog syndrome," tend to get a little too into these types of things, and I went up against the biggest guy there. Not to hurt him or myself, but just to see if I could get away from someone so big and scary....

All right, I'll grant you that this isn't exactly the most intellectually stimulating topic, but I'm dying to know what everyone is going to be for Halloween. There's a big party here Friday night, and my friends are still trying to decide what they are going to be. This makes me wonder two things: 1. How old do you think is too old to dress up and party for this holiday? 2. What are you going to be for Halloween? I love this holiday, so if late teens is too old to dress up, then ...

Okay, here's the deal. I am in college, and I have a lot of friends. I also have unlimited text messaging, and hours of free time in a day to use it. So why, may I ask, do I only get text messages when I'm in class and I can't respond? And for some reason, they always come during math. That class is the bane of my existence, but I digress. For example, yesterday, I was sitting in class, falling asleep (because of course I don't get the eight hours of sleep a night that I realize I need)...

This is the second time I have allowed my dear brother talk me into getting my very own page on the internet. As I sit here, bored to the point of explosion, I can't think of a single interesting thing to say. Alas, I was mislead into thinking that college would be different, college would fill me with knowledge, and I'd never have any time to myself. And yet, here I sit, avoiding my statistics homework, and thinking about how nice it would be if I had a life. Welcome to my world, ladies ...